greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

i was havin a chill night until i saw a pro-life post and now i wanna knife emoji something 

strawberry-taffy:

i’ve been having this fuckin 4’10” asian lady breathin this shit down my neck for 16 years

(part 1 / part 2)

strawberry-taffy:

my tiny worrisome asian mother strikes again (part 1)

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

fulmadz:

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

ultralifetips:

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stuckwith-harry:

so-much-hilarity:

look at Daniel pulling Rupert away in the last one 

never not reblogging

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

flatsound:

i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it