spooky-gloria-mott:

when you’re feeling really thirsty and u gotta stop yourselfimage

Horoscope- What ur zodiac sign says about you !

multipleeridan:

Taurus- Bull horn wimp

Gemini- Other guy

Cancer- Krabkrab

Sagittarius- Smelly horse man

Capricorn- Honk friend

Aquarius- Cape douche

Aries, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces- Tha bitches


My parents sent me a picture of their kitchen renovation

My parents sent me a picture of their kitchen renovation

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

cleromancy:

do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that  i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know

thsmiths:

IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS 

Apology accepted. Trust denied.
(via pinelife2)

thechamberofsecrets:

earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them

youtrollthedice:

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

17yr:

me @ myself: why are u like this?